It stands to reason that changing one's diet drastically may indeed upset the delicate balance of flora and fauna inside one's digestive tract. However I don't recall eating anything that would result in such voluminous and malodorous gaseous anal expulsions.
The thirteen year old boy in me is seriously contemplating driving over to my younger sister's house 30 miles away (and it's 11:55 PM right now), ringing the doorbell, and then waiting to rip ass in grand fashion when she answers the door. Then, giggling like an idiot, hopping back in my car and driving home.
I ate a leg/thigh combo with a bunch of veggies when I got home, then snacked on a piece of beef jerky. I was going to hardboil some eggs, but I realized I actually don't know how to do it properly. I then researched the best way to do it, realized it was 10 PM, said the hell with it and watched two episodes of Law and Order. The original. The one NBC just cancelled. A world without a current television show starring Sam Waterston is not a world I want to live in. Somebody better fix that shit, STAT.
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While I can't fix your gaseousness, I can tell you how to make *perfect* HB eggs. Seriously, they turn out perfectly every. single. time.
ReplyDeletePlace eggs in a pot and fill with enough cold water to cover the eggs. Place on stove over high heat until water boils. Turn off heat, cover pan, and set a timer for _exactly_ ten minutes. When the ten minutes is up, remove eggs and place them in an ice water bath and allow them to cool.
Pro tip: older eggs peel much more easily once hard boiled. I usually will by 2-3 doz. at a time and try to keep one in reserve for hard boiling.
FWIW, this is so easy you could have been making HB eggs *while* watching your precious Law & Order you lazy bastard.
Thanks Tom. I love you.
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